This song is never about me. The song is never about you! And the second you think it is, well, I don't have enough proper words to describe how bad it is. Whenever I get that impression, I always remember all the details I forgot to factor in while letting my inner dog's tail wag. If those won't do, I'm pretty good at making up reasons for convincing myself of whatever it is I need to be convinced of. Still, that felt rather good. It did put a warm smile on my battered face. And, oh boy, did my tail wag. So thank you.