• Rather than telling others what you think of them, you now resort to twitter and blogs to channel negative feelings.
• Rather than thinking about how to help salvage your sittuation, you're thinking "I am sooo blogging this!"
• Rather than drinking her away, you run off to change your facebook status to single and hope some people notice.
• Rather than a strong slap across the face, you shout out "I'm forever taking you off my blogroll!"
• Rather than taking pride in standing straight, you feel comfort in your comfy chair.
• Rather than trying to make a difference, you just decide to turn away, because there's a lot to choose from.

Well, not you, but maybe you have a friend... The Internet killed being frank! All we're left with is a mass of cosy, harmless sheep, some goats and a handful of people that will tell you what they really think. And, of course, you have a new term for that: "offensive." Well, not you, but maybe you have a friend...